Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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