brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
