Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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