are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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