Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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