Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he shaved USA in his pubs
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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