Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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