My nipple is on Facebook.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize