Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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