It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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