3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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