So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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