well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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