Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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