you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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