Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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