normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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