i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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