I need help removing her.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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