Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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