Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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