ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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