Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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