you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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