There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize