SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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