we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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