On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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