The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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