I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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