And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
