Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i think i just lost a toe
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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