with your own penis?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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