Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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