my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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