i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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