How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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