med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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