I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Are we still banned from the library?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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