nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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