Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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