His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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