Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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