I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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