He had one of those small greek statue penises
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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