the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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