i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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