Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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