guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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