There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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