Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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