I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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