if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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